Tips for Living

1. Baby potatoes turn into pebbles if you nuke them for 5 minutes.

2. Shout gets ketchup stains out.

3. If you stack the dishwasher so that the little door with the soap inside can’t open, the dishes stay dirty.

4. Never identify your “golden boy” underpants to your wife. They will mysteriously go missing.

5. Any woman, despite being your friend, will always side with your wife in matters of domestic chores.

6. Water boils quicker if you switch the teakettle on.

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One Response to “Tips for Living”

  1. I love number 6!!!

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