Sex

… does not induce labor. But try it anyways.

This has been a public service announcement.

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8 Responses to “Sex”

  1. Nor does labor induce sex.

    Anxiously waiting.

  2. *giggles* Ya don’t say!

  3. You can also write off hot baths, vigorous walks, or jumping up and down on pogo sticks.

    Tread carefully, young man. Nothing more vicious than a pregnant woman in summertime who’s past her due date. 🙂

    Regina

  4. Ah, of course. That explains the sudden string of vitriol that was launched at my unsuspecting person last night. All I said was “It is past midnight” and it was taken as some sort of an affront to her conversational skills. I am loving these mood swings. Seriously. And I will probably get castrated for this post.

  5. You will probably get castrated for this pregnancy. So if I were you, I’d start wearing a cup and sleeping on my stomach.

    Hang in. Only a few days to go.

  6. Nipple stimulation does induce labor. It has been proven to work with two of my children. Nothing like being past your due date and desperate to be in labor. 😉
    stimulate nipples for about fifteen minutes. It causes contractions, and do it in between contractions. Continue for about an hour. Fun for you, labor for her.
    Good luck with the new baby.

  7. Is the baby being born today?????? 23 September……just wondering…………….

  8. Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anxiously awaiting news!!!!!!!!

    (((Hugs)))

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