Safe porn?

I got this video, enticingly titled Naughty Night Nurses. I hit play, and it seems promising. A luscious latino babe, a hot blonde, and the guy in the bed thankfully does not look like he just walked in from starring in an episode of House. A little girl-on-girl action ensues. Nice. And then suddenly the scene flips, without even an attempt at a segue, or even a Star Wars style fade. No, suddenly the dude is out of bed mounting a spirited attack from the rear on the blonde, who is bent over the bed administering to the needs of the brunette. Interesting choice by the director, but I guess nobody is watching it for the plot or character development.

The surprise having worn off, my brain finally processes the detail that has been clamoring for attention. The guy is wearing a rubber. WTF? I am 100% behind the idea of safe sex, but not in my pornography! I want risque thrills and erotic fantasy, not this… this homage to the mundane.

So I grew jaded and switched it off, but now my curiosity is piqued as I wonder about the climax (pun well and truly intended). How did they handle the money shot? Or did they just unfulfillingly cut straight into another scene? As hard as I try, I cannot boycott this travesty. I have to know…

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5 Responses to “Safe porn?”

  1. Christine Says:

    OMFG! Im dying here…

  2. Michelle Says:

    At the last moment, he whips off the rubber and cums in her mouth. Hehe. Okay, maybe it didn’t happen like that, but that’s my bet.

  3. Ah, Michelle obviously has seen it before!

  4. So, did you go back to find out how the climax was handled? Some people are curious here you know! Okay, I just want to know if I was right ;).

  5. You were close Michelle… just the location was a little off. He was pretty subtle about whipping it off. I had to rewind a couple times to see it happen. All in the name of Science, you understand. Anyways, you can call her Little-Sizzling-Belly.

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