Contemplating suicide

If I ever commit suicide, I want to have a Britney Spears CD playing on continuous loop. That way, when they find me, they can try to blame Britney instead of Ozzy for once. Oops, I did it again would be exceedingly appropriate.

Course, this would necessitate me being in possession of a Britney Spears CD, which would be reason enough in itself for suicide.

Yes, I realize this entry is in poor taste. Ahead, care factor zero, helmsman!

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