Honestly. I thought it was bad enough that we ran out of shower gel so we are now using some lavender body wash that my wife was given for Christmas by an elderly relative. I smell an awful lot like flowers.
And then the hot water system, she explode.
So now I smell like sweat mixed with lavender, lavishly applied to the body with a damp and uncomfortably temperate washcloth.
You really wanted to know this, huh?
